Tony Blair's speech

Full speech inside

Talk is cheap tho, arm yourself Tony!

Get jiggy with Allah

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Loathed as I am to admit this, I actually like this song.
Due to limited space and my unwillingness to spend money, it's only part of the song.

Tighten the nipple clamps and you can get pretty much the same vocal effect.

/me dances

Jobs at Aljazeera

For those that aren't aware, Aljazeera.net is the pro-raghead TV and online news company.
Famed for broadcasting beheadings of infidels.

So naturally when I read that they had job vacancies I jumped at the chance!
The position I applied for was an Electronics Technician.

Dear employee of Allah most merciful.

The year was 1996, I was at home hating things when suddenly a blinding light... imagine my surprise as I was happily beating my wife ( she asked me to feed her, the greedy whore! ) when Allah appeared to me in a vision.
"Lay down your lead pipe my servant" he said, "For I have work for you".
"For me oh great one?" I replied...dropping my bloodied pipe to the floor.
"Yes, I have chosen you amongst my many sheep"...."oh?" I said
"You shall apply for the position of Electronics Technician at Aljazeera".
Only in my wildest dreams had I ever thought of working for Aljazeera, I could at last escape from my life of trying to sell plastic crap to infidel tourists.
"You will attend a great university in the United States of Unbelievers, but you will hate them".
So off I went to gain my degree in electronics...Several years later after alot of hard work and hating I finally graduated and returned home to beat my wife some more.
When she was finally unconscious I raced to my infidel made computer ( hating it ) and wrote you this email.

It is the will of Allah that you give me this job.
He has chosen a path for me not yet revealed.

ALLAH ACKBAR!

Many thanks


*Fingers crossed

Quotes from the Koran *spit*

"Slay them wherever you find them...Idolatry is worse than carnage...Fight against them until idolatry is no more and God's religion reigns supreme." (Surah 2:190-)

"Believers, do not make friends with any but your own people...They desire nothing but your ruin....You believe in the entire Book...When they meet you they say: 'We, too, are believers.' But when alone, they bite their finger-tips with rage." (Surah 3:118, 119)

"Seek out your enemies relentlessly." (Surah 4:103-)

"Believers, take neither Jews nor Christians for your friends." (Surah 5:51)

"...make war on the leaders of unbelief...Make war on them: God will chastise them at your hands and humble them. He will grant you victory over them..." (Surah 9:12-)

"Fight against such as those to whom the Scriptures were given [Jews and Christians]...until they pay tribute out of hand and are utterly subdued." (Surah 9:27-)

"Prophet make war on the unbelievers and the hypocrites and deal rigorously with them. Hell shall be their home." (Surah 9:73)

"Believers, make war on the infidels who dwell around you. Deal firmly with them." (Surah 9:121-)




I can feel the love from here, it's bringing a tiny tear to my eye

Some Raghead Websites

Qudsway
A Palestinian Islamic website, written in Clingon I think.

ET
Thankfully this site also provides English as well as Clingon, tho it does look like it was designed by a spastic during a fit.

YES WE ARE Not :"Terrorism" But WE : "Fight Against Oppression!"

Clearly taught to speak English by Tarzan

Hizb ut Tahrir

"If a man kills a believer intentionally, his recompense is Hell, to abide therein (for ever): And the wrath and the curse of Allah are upon him, and a dreadful penalty is prepared for him." [An-Nisa': 93]

Islamic forum

I've been posting to an islamic forum, so far they haven't removed my posts or threatened to cut my head off,but don't worry....I'm still working on it.

http://www.ekuverin.net/

Here
Here
And here

Back

I'm back

In light of the London Bombings I've decided to do less factual reports and make them more opinionated.

Mainly because Islam and the followers of Allah are clearly ballbags.